Monday, December 22, 2008

TOO MANY GENIUSES

Kwong played some more from his tapes:

"I am going to find the best lawyer and prepare all the lawsuits I can against Red Riding Hood, and claim that she got the name Hood, not from her cloak, but from being a no-good Hoodlum. That way, when I lock her out of her house, everyone will think that she's to blame."

"And what should I do?" asked Grandma.

"Just play the victim. Pretend she hurt you."

"You're such a genius," said Grandma. "What lawyer will you get?"

"Another genius like myself," said Little Head.

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