"Your plans are no good," said Little Head.
"I'm relieved to hear that," said The Robber.
"Who asked you?" said Little Head.
"He's so clever, isn't he?" said Grandma. "He knows our plans are no good." She thought a moment. "Little Head, why are the plans no good?"
"Because you thought of them," said Little Head. "You and this bum. I don't know what they are, they're just no good."
"Tell us what we should do?"
"First thing to do is to get a court injuction again Little Red Riding Hood."
"For what?"
"To stop her going into her own house."
"How can we stop her going into her own house?" asked The Robber.
"We'll claim that she stole it from Grandma!"
"I told you he was brilliant!" said Grandma.
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