Monday, December 29, 2008

MORE OF WHAT THE PANDA OVERHEARD

"You know Little Red Riding Hood?" Little Head asked Pinocchio.

"You bet-a I know The Little Red," said Pinocchio. "She's mighty good with the baskets of goodies. Nice to her Grandmama, too."

"No, she's been terrible to her Grandmother. Has been bleeding her dry."

"You don't say? What a terrible girl. You want me to teach-a her a lesson? I sue!"

"Not yet," said Little Head. "I have another lawyer preparing the lawsuits. I want you to sell her house."

"Sell her house? Isn't she still inside the house?"

"I want you to wait until she is out delivering baskets of goodies, and then go sell her house before she gets back."

That's-a some kind of plan, Sir!"

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