Arrr be garrrr. That wench who be runnin' The Daily Puppet came home with a patch like mine. I think she be tryin' to commandeer me look. Arrrg.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
The Eyes Have It
Arrr be garrrr. That wench who be runnin' The Daily Puppet came home with a patch like mine. I think she be tryin' to commandeer me look. Arrrg.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
DON'T PATRONIZE THE SHARK
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Monday, November 9, 2009
A BAD FEELING GETS WORSE 2
Sunday, November 8, 2009
A BAD FEELING GETS WORSE
Saturday, November 7, 2009
ARRIVAL AT PUPPET CITY
Friday, November 6, 2009
NEGOTIATIONS WITH A SHARK IV
"Perhaps you'd like a little travel stop at this lovely Lair?" asked Clarence. "I hear they serve delightful frou-frou drinks!"
"That's a Pirate Lair," said the Hippo."Of course they serve frou-frou drinks. They serve you frou-frou drinks until you can't see straight and then they take your wallet. No thank you!"
"Huh, he didn't fall for that," Clarence thought. "Perhaps he will be a good negotiator with the Monkeys?"
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
NEGOTIATIONS WITH A SHARK III
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
UMPEENTH+3 INTERRUPTION
Monday, November 2, 2009
UMPEENTH+2 INTERRUPTION
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Saturday, October 31, 2009
WE JUST FLEW IN FROM TRANSYLVANIA AND BOY ARE OUR WINGS TIRED
Friday, October 30, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
THE UMPTEENTH INTERRUPTION III
Monday, October 26, 2009
THE UMPTEENTH INTERRUPTION II
Sunday, October 25, 2009
THE UMPTEENTH INTERRUPTION
Saturday, October 24, 2009
MORE INSIDE INFORMATION
Friday, October 23, 2009
INSIDE INFORMATION
Thursday, October 22, 2009
HIGH LEVEL MEETING
"Thank you for coming by," said Dr. Monkey. "I know you're very busy, and I have a patient who has been waiting for me a few minutes, but I wanted to have the chance to talk with you first about being the face of Dr. Monkey's Instant Spine-O-Matic Easy Reduction Yurt."
"What a terrific name, I love it!" said Filberto. "You don't think I look fat, do you?"
"Not at all, that's why you would be the perfect face and figure for the Yurt."
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
ANOTHER PHONE CALL, EXCUSE ME
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
AS FILBERTO WAS SAYING...
Monday, October 19, 2009
MY MANAGER LOVES ME
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
DID SOMEONE SAY TROUBLE?
"As a Stage Puppet, a Puppet of the Theatre, I truly thrive on drama, on trouble, on whatever you wish to call it," said Filberto, teasingly. "I guess you notice I am not in my usual lair. Naturally, this is part of my brilliant plot to save everyone. Not that I wish to be viewed as a hero. No, that's not me. I can't help it if greatness is thrust upon me. Well, I'll give you a clue--I am at one of the addresses in Little Red Riding Hood's little red book, and the letters are hidden in--"
Friday, October 16, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
NEGOTATIONS WITH A SHARK II
"I'll put you on a train, hanging by the tail fins, if you even mention it again," said The Hippo. "You're starting to annoy me."
"I'm starting to annoy you?" said Clarence, gnashing some of his many teeth. "I'm about to seal the biggest business deal of my career and I've got a Hippo on my back."
"Did it ever occur to you that maybe I could be helpful to you in this deal?" said The Hippo.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
NEGOTATIONS WITH A SHARK
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
EN ROUTE BACK TO THE STORY
Monday, October 12, 2009
Sunday, October 11, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC XXII
"You are so right," said Doctor Monkey." I'll go see him, and you look up intellectual property attorneys."
"I know a good one to call," said Nurse Martha.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC XXI
"So how you get-a the Nobel-a Prize anyway?" Pinocchio wondered.
"I read you got to get-a the nomination. Maybe I can get-a the Doctor and the Nurse lady to nominate-a me. I sue-a them if they do not! That would a-be how you sue-a for Peace!"
Then Pinocchio noticed some movement on he screen and turned to hear what the monkeys were saying.
Friday, October 9, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC XX
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
THE SPINE CLNIC XVIII
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
THE SPINE CLNIC XVII
Monday, October 5, 2009
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Friday, October 2, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC XIII
Thursday, October 1, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC XII
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC XI
"Who did I talk out of suing me?" said Doctor Monkey. "My greatest triumph may have been talking that sweet old Grandma out of suing me."
"Just how sweet was that sweet old Grandma?" asked Nurse Martha.
"I leave that for you to decide," said Dr. Monkey. "I saved her life a few times, and she was kind of mad about that, so I told her next time I wouldn't, and that seemed to make her happy."
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
THERE MAY BE NO GOING BACK ON THIS ONE
Monday, September 28, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC X
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Saturday, September 26, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC VIII
Friday, September 25, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC VII
Thursday, September 24, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC VI
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC V
Dr. Monkey was still celebrating the conception of his spine clinic with Nurse Martha, who had arrived at the catchy name "Dr. Monkey's Instant Spine-O-Matic Easy Reduction Yurt" after much careful thought.
"Maybe we should call off seeing patients for the rest of the day and speak to an intellectual property attorney," said Dr. Monkey.
"I already set up a meeting for you with the best one around," said Nurse Martha.
"You just think of everything!" said Dr. Monkey.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
SAILING BACK TO THE STORY
Monday, September 21, 2009
YES, THEY MUST BE ON THEIR WAY!
Sunday, September 20, 2009
SEA CHANTY 7
Saturday, September 19, 2009
SEA CHANTY 6
Friday, September 18, 2009
SEA CHANTY 5
Arrg, that's easy," said The Pirate, and began singing:
What's more evil than a drunken sailor?
What's more risky than a one-eyed tailor?
What's more drunken than Norman Mailer?
Earl-ae in the mornin'
Hoo-ray and up she rises,
Blu-ray player prices,
Mid-dle Eastern crises,
Earl-ae in the mornin'
Shave the Shark with a rusty razor,
Shave the Shark with a rusty razor,
Then apply your trusty taser,
Earl-ae in the mornin'
Thursday, September 17, 2009
SEA CHANTY 4
The Hippo spoke while Clarence enjoyed a wee drop: "My friend here says you are something of an expert on sea chanties and can help me with my songs."
"Aye, that I am," sad The Pirate. "Just tell me the trouble you wish to sing about and I can fashion ye the best chanty for it."
"My only trouble has been with this shark." said the Hippo.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
SEA CHANTY 3
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
SEA CHANTY 2
Monday, September 14, 2009
SEA CHANTY 1
Sunday, September 13, 2009
BEATING THE SHARK
Saturday, September 12, 2009
HOW QUICKLY THINGS CAN CHANGE
Friday, September 11, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
WHY THE PROBLEM?
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
HOW THE SHARK CONTINUED TO CELEBRATE
Monday, September 7, 2009
HAPPY LABOR DAY FROM CAPE COD
Sunday, September 6, 2009
THE NOSE KNOWS
Saturday, September 5, 2009
NOSING AROUND
Friday, September 4, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC IV
Thursday, September 3, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC III
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC II
"Easy as pie," said Nurse Martha. "We can have a special offer for celebrities--and those who want to look like celebrities--to add an extra inch to their spines so they look instantly taller and thinner--without dieting!"
"You're brilliant!" said Dr. Monkey.
"Let's celebrate our soon-to-be success," she said.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC I
"The real goal is to open your own--I mean, our own--clinic where big celebrities come to get backbones. So we first ask Pinocchio to be the spokesman for the clinic, praising you for returning his spine."
"Is he a credible spokesman?" asked Dr. Money.
"He's got a face like an open book," said Nurse Martha.
"And the rights?"
"Tell him you will treat him free of charge for being the spokesman, so long as the story of his cure remains with the clinic."
"OK, but how does this get big celebrities to the clinic?" asked Dr. Monkey.
Monday, August 31, 2009
NURSE MARTHA EXPLAINS IT ALL
"I don't mind where we go, Paris would be nice--or maybe Costa Rica to see bananas growing. But no, I was thinking more about the 5-year, 10-year, 15-year plans we could make."
"What about 20-year plans?"
"I have something in mind for that, too," said Nurse Martha. "But I thought I'd leave a little something for you."
"Well, let's start with the 5-year-plan," said Dr. Monkey.
"All right. That Mr. Pinocchio patient? Let's get the rights to his medical history right away."
"But doesn't he have the rights to that?"
"We've got a puppet with no spine! We can get them!"
"But how?" asked Dr. Monkey.
"I'll tell you how," said Nurse Martha.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
MONKEYS PAWS
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