Thursday, July 17, 2008

The Sailor Wrestles with The Pirate


The Sailor took the Royal Speedboat out to The Pirate's Lair underneath the Bridge of Misery. Quietly, he approached The Pirate, who was busily counting his silver and gold.

The Sailor jumped The Pirate and rolled him to the ground, where they rolled and rolled.

"I can give you some of my silver," said The Pirate, "If you'll let me go."

"It will require more than Silver to make me let go of you!" The Sailor proclaimed.

"I can give you some of my gold," offered The Pirate.

"The only gold I want is the return of the Princess's crown," the Sailor replied, stoutly.

They rolled some more.

"I have some very nice earrings, how about those?" said The Pirate.

This made The Sailor think.

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