Wednesday, July 2, 2008

REX


Rex (also known as the Devious Dragon) is a very large puppet with a very small brain. He is not without brain power, he just uses it to bully--and eat--other toys. In fact, all he ever thinks about is eating. As as soon as he consumes one toy, he starts thinking about the next toy he will eat. He is insatiable. He does have some morals, but these are quickly overcome when a meal is in sight. He is also a Big Fat Liar--he says he has to eat toys because they are threatening the other toys, but to paraphrase Annie Hall, he's the one, yeah, is he ever.

That's the bad news. The good news is that, like so many bullies, he is actually a coward. All it usually takes is a swift bop on the nose to get him to stop and run away whimpering. Then he behaves himself--until he's hungry again. The Hunter usually keeps him in check for The King. The Magician is supposed to be working on a spell to transform him into a gentler creature, but he's no Dragon Whisperer.


Rex's favorite movie is Jurassic Park.

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