Arrrrgh! Just when The Hunter needs to be keeping Rex and the Hippo away from law-abiding folks, or rescuing Little Red Riding Hood from The Wolf , The Pirate has to cause trouble. Those are my Spanish earrings from my parents that he swiped and is brazenly wearing. He claims that my parents gave him the earrings, changed their minds about letting me keep my own jewelry. When I point out how ridiculous that is, he says to talk to his lawyer, Pinocchio.
The Hunter says he is willing to shoot The Pirate. I told him not to. Yet.
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