"Little Head Lying Good? He is so busy saving the word with his special brand of diplomacy. I don't know that the government could spare him," said Grandma.
The Monkey, who was tidying up from the last story, overheard this and started laughing.
"What is she, nuts? Little Head Lying Good is a great big doofus who causes trouble everywhere he goes. Keep him out of the story!"
Um--OK. How about The Wolf?
"The Wolf I could take. It's better to have the Wolf at the door than that pinheaded idiot," said the Monkey. "Get Little Red Riding Hood's version of what happened!"
For now, I shall listen to The Monkey.
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