Tuesday, August 19, 2008

YES, HE HAD NO BANANAS


"Stop worrying," said The Monkey. "You're safe now."

"I'm worried," said The Penguin.

"There, there," said The Monkey.

"Have you ever seen the inside of a Dinosaur stomach? It's a nightmare!" said The Penguin.

"It's not a nightmare, it's an organ," said The Monkey, adding "I've been around organs my whole life."

"I'm telling you, I saw the Devil himself in there," said The Penguin.

"You did? Did he have any bananas?"

"Yes, he had no bananas," said The Penguin, "but he had this strange pointy crown."

"He did?" The Monkey thought a moment. "Would you mind going back in there?"

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