Wednesday, August 20, 2008

OF COURSE I WOULD MIND


"Of course I would mind going back in," said The Penguin.

"I don't mind at all," said Rex. "Shove him in. I'm hungry."

"How unusual," said The Monkey.

"I think I may have lost some weight," said Rex. "I'm not sure I'm eating enough. "

"And I am not entirely thrilled with this conversation," said The Penguin. "Can we just give him some ipecac?"

"Just get in there and bring out whatever you find!" The Monkey ordered.

"Yummy tummy, down the hatch!" said Rex.

"Watch the teeth," said The Penguin.

"He gulps his food, " The Monkey assured him. "Most very large puppets with very small brains don't chew."

"I may have to re-think my friendship with that Pirate," said The Penguin, as he slipped down Rex's throat.

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