Can you sue someone else for your own stupidity? What a question, laughed Pinocchio. Let me introduce you to my litigator, Todd Vaden. We call him Darth Vaden, ha-ha!
Todd explained to the Monkeys they could launch lawsuits again the beer company, against the bottle manufacturer, and against the entire Bridge of Misery maintenance crew.
"For what?" asked the Monkey.
"Unspecified damages," Todd offered. "It's just to get more money."
The Monkeys were not comforted by this thought. Just the opposite. "We don't want money, we just want to feel better."
"Don't you dare feel better," Todd ordered, "if you know what's good for you, that is."
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