A BIG MISTAKE

"Hand over the Crown!" said The Sailor, pouncing on the Pirate.

"It's The Penguin!" He's got it, not The Pirate" said The Magician.

"But he's so dreamy," said The Sailor.

"Don't turn me back into sardines!" cried The Penguin. "I don't have the crown."

"You just said you did!"

"I didn't mean I had the crown, I meant I had The Crown."