Wednesday, July 15, 2009

A THIRSTY PILOT


"May I have another drink now?" asked Lily May, the June Bug. She had a little nip from The Pirate's bottle before takeoff. "That stuff is mighty tasty."

"When we reach cruising altitude, I'll be coming down the aisle with a beverage cart." replied the Pirate. "Soft drinks are complimentary, beer, wine and spirits are five dollar each."

"But I don't have five dollars," said Lily May.

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