Tuesday, May 12, 2009

TO SUE FOR WHAT YOU DID NOT DO


"So you're not suing me, you're just suing her?"

"No, I sue-a you, too--I sue-a you if you no go along with my story, and I sue-a you for not calling the-ambulance for-a me!"

"Can you sue someone for something they didn't do?" Carol Cowstanzo wondered aloud.

"You bet!" crowed Pinocchio. "It happens every-a day!"

"But I don't want to get sued," said Carol. "I figured you were OK. Now I'm scared."

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