Monday, May 25, 2009

START OF CONSULTATION WITH SHARK


"Now--in order to have successful lawsuits, you have to learn to look at a situation from all angles," Clarence advised, sagely. "What may appear to be normal behavior, even preferred behavior, can be twisted beyond recognition into something nasty and perverse--and moreover, an actionable offense."

"You mean-a I can sue-a Little Red Riding Hood?" Pinocchio asked, hopefully.

"What did she do, exactly?" asked Clarence.

"Well, for-a starters--she left her-a house this-a morning with a basket of the-a goodies for the deserving and we locked her-a out."

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