Monday, May 11, 2009

LEGAL REASONING


"So you got-a to say that it was that-a mean and crazy-a Little Red Riding-a Hood who had too many goodies in her house. For her own-a good, we had to stop-a her from-a hording."

"So you were injured on a rescue mission?" puzzled Carol Cowstanzo.

"That's it's on the-a nose"" said Pinocchio. "Hey! Your-a nose looks-a pretty big, too!"

"And you're suing her for having too many goodies?"

"It's-a more for-a the loss of my-a wages because I had-a to take away her-a goodies."

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