Oh, excuse me, hold on, we have a special guest appearance from a celebrity puppet who has inside-the-can information on who will win Oscars tonight. Please go ahead, Mister Oscar:
"Sure, OK, for best garbage, the winner will be "Black Swan!"
You're kidding, right? A lot of people loved that movie. And Natalie Portman, look at the great job she did, don't trash her performance.
"Do not talk to me about trash, she is not trash, but she can never compare to the incomparable Miss Piggy in Swine Lake. Now, scram!"
1 comment:
I did not do well in my choices for Oscar glory.
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