Tuesday, September 1, 2009

THE SPINE CLINIC I


"The real goal is to open your own--I mean, our own--clinic where big celebrities come to get backbones. So we first ask Pinocchio to be the spokesman for the clinic, praising you for returning his spine."

"Is he a credible spokesman?" asked Dr. Money.

"He's got a face like an open book," said Nurse Martha.

"And the rights?"

"Tell him you will treat him free of charge for being the spokesman, so long as the story of his cure remains with the clinic."

"OK, but how does this get big celebrities to the clinic?" asked Dr. Monkey.

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