Thursday, June 4, 2009

AN UGLY TURN AT THE LAWYER'S OFFICE


I want you to look at things from my perspective. If you sue me," said Clarence Thurgood Cochran III, with a diabolical flash of sharp teeth, "I will have to charge you a lot of money for suing Little Red Riding Hood. I can also offer my services to the noted fibber Little Head Lying Good, whom you could also sue, because he sent you to the house where you were injured, but now that you have told me you feel fine, I can tell him you have no case. What do you say to that?"

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