Saturday, March 14, 2009

THE COW CAN'T HELP IT


"So I'm pretty sure I won't get caught if others are charging along the path before me. "

"That's-a genius!" cried Pinocchio.

"It is?" asked Carol. "I just do what comes naturally."

"I should have been a cow, too! All along, I been-a telling the lies and trying to take the money all by-a myself. I need to be part of a bigger herd of the liars so no one notice me!"

He looked at her admiringly. "You gonna be my-a cash cow!"

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