Monday, February 23, 2009

KGB ABCs


"She said she heard about-a the black cat, so she came to feed him," said Pinocchio.

"She's very sneaky," said Grandma.

"Clearly, she's just using that as a ruse," said Little Head. "It was probably my enemies at the KGB who tipped her off."

"That's-a crazy," said Pinocchio. "They would have to-a be my enemies at the KGB, because it messed up me."

"You're not important enough to have enemies, the way I do," sneered Little Head.

"Shut up, both of you," said Grandma. "You're annoying me and I have to get some rest so I can get my strength up and figure out how to get that house away from her."

"So you-a not dying?" said Pinocchio, brightly. "That's-a good."

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