Saturday, January 24, 2009

A FEW QUICK LIES


"That-a cat-a, he already-a got a dish of the latte," lied Pinocchio. "I gave it to-a him 'cause he go meow at me."



"So where is the dish?" asked Red Riding Hood.


"And when did you give it to him? We saw him only now," said the U.B.

"I'm getting him a saucer of milk and that's that," said Red Riding Hood. "May I bring you something as well?"


"No!" cried Pinocchio. "Please-a don't go in!"

"Why should I not go into my own home?" asked Red Riding Hood.

"Your home?" asked the Now-Suspecting Buyer.

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