Tuesday, February 24, 2009

HOW DARE YOU?


"How DARE you?" said Grandma.

"I meant-a no insult," said Pinocchio. "I'm just-a rooting for you."

"Well root for me by getting me some money, that always makes me feel better."

"Can you prepare some lawsuits against her?" asked Little Head. "That usually gets money."

"Why certo!" said Pinocchio. "How many you need?"

Grandma smiled. "Look at the way Little Head is always thinking of me, looking to take care of me."

"Can you get creative with the lawsuits?" asked Little Head.

"Let me just-a say this," began Pinocchio. "I have not even begun to get over the-a emotional distress she cause-a me by showing up at her own house."

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