Thursday, February 5, 2009

HISTORY 11


"Of course I know, don't be stupid," she said.

"I didn't meant to say you were," I said, trying to sooth the situation. "I only meant it's been a while since you saw the list of who needs goodies."

"Are you saying I'm out of touch?" she snapped. "Are you saying I'm old?" She took a moment to wheeze. "I know perfectly well who needs goodies."

"All right," I said. "So what will your route be?"

"My dear old friend Bernie Madoff is stuck at home, can't go out at all, I'm going to visit him first."

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