As The U.B. walked away, Little Red Riding Hood tried to make it less awkward. "I have no idea how this all is going to end," she said, "so perhaps you and your client would like to come in?"
"No grazie," said Pinocchio, "I think-a maybe I go and-a show my guy another house."
"Just for a cup of tea? Or some goodies?"
"Maybe you just-a go and take care of your cat. Buona fortuna with your grandmama."
"Buona fortuna?" asked Little Red Riding Hood?
"That's Italian for your Grandmama suck fish bones."
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