"By the time I-a finish suing for all-a the things people don't-a do, they are a ready to settle because it takes too much-a time to prove they no do what say they no-a do. I am just-a the genius, don't-a you think?"
"Now I'm afraid you will sue me for not thinking."
"No, that the-a one thing I will not sue-a you for not-a doing," said Pinocchio. "I like to do the thinking. Speaking of-a that, I think I can sue the Little Red Riding Hood for not having a soft place to fall-a down outside-a her house when taking away her-a goodies."
"Are you able to carry away her goodies still?" asked Carol.
"I will if it kills me!" said Pinocchio. "And if is does, I sue for that-a too!"
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