Who do the Sue-ers (similar to sewers) call when it's time for them to sue? Pinocchio fought through his imagined pain, not to say suffering, to find the best shark he could for a consultation: Clarence Thurgood Cochran III. Over a few beers, Clarence mapped out a strategy for Pinocchio's bevy of suits against everyone.
"How-a much you going to-a charge me?" asked Pinocchio.
"I'll eat the costs," said Clarence Thurgood Cochran III.
Pinocchio decided not to ask exactly who he meant by that.
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