ON THE OTHER HAND....

"Help-a me up!" Pinocchio repeated, trying not to add, "You're the one who-a knock-a me down, you stupid-a cow."

"Of course," said Carol Cowstanzo, grabbing his hand. Unfortunately, she was still in chewing mode.

"OWWWW!" said Pinocchio. "Let-a go!"

"Well, make up your mind, which is it?" said Carol Cowstanzo.