"I spent a lot of time at Grandma's house, and overheard her conversations with The Robber and Little Head Lying Good. There was nothing Good about what anyone said."
"What did they say?" asked Spot.
"I couldn't understand why, but they were discussing how to make everyone think that Little Red Riding Hood was a Communist, like that Stalin guy."
"Like Stalin? Little Red Riding Hood?" said Spot, confused. "Did Stalin bring baskets of goodies?"
"And then they said she stole money from Grandma."
"I'm confused again," said Spot. "Isn't it the Robber who steals?
"And they were going to say she was a liar."
"No. that's Grandma," said Spot.
"And then that she never had a real job."
"What about the diplomat?"
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