June The Beetle flew in to mediate the dispute.
"Arrrgh," she said, just like a pirate, "Arrrrr ye going to be arrrrrguing the whole day like this, or arrrrrgh ye going to get by with a little help from your friends?"
"I like the way you speak," said The Pirate.
"'Tis National Talk Like a Pirate Day," said June. Then she turned to The Penguin. "Now, Matey, this problem you are having with your friend The Pirate is nothing like the problem with Yoko Ono. All he needs is love. The love of a Saucy Barmaid." Then he turned to The Pirate. "The Magician took you both on a Magical Mystery Tour that was very arrrrrrrrdous. You need to take the time for a number of things that weren't important yesterday."
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