Tuesday, September 23, 2008

DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING


In the morning, Gepetto went to get some wood in the forest and was surprised to find his son Pinocchio hanging upside down. Before he could ask, Pinocchio greeted him:

Papa! Look what I have learned! That Brave showed me an old Indian trick of listening for approaching animals with your ear to the ground.

"But your ear is not on the ground," said Gepetto. "Your ear is approaching the ground, but still above the ground."

So that is the problem! Help me down and I will be not only the most clever lawyer in the woods, but the best tracker.

"What will you track down?" asked his father.

Simple. Other people's money.

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