Wednesday, August 13, 2008

TWO LEGAL EAGLETS


"Excuse me," said Darth Vaden, feeling queasier, "You are going to represent this Pirate against me? At the same time that I am working with you to help the Monkeys sue everyone who works for The Pirate?"

"It won't be a conflict," Pinocchio assured him. "Take my word, in a quarter century offering my legal expertise, I have not been wrong once!" He thought a moment. "I have not been wrong twice! At least not more than you!"

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