Oh, the poor Monkeys.
You know, back in Italy I was known as the best lawyer--or avocado, which is a kind of a greenish lawyer, very in vogue these days--that could be bought with the Lira. Now they have this funny kind of money they call the Euro. Sounds like trash, the Euro. You called for a lawyer? Here I am. I make time in my busy schedule for you. You want to make the will? Just leave everything to me. Really, I mean it. Just leave everything to me. I will take care of you. Don't listen to what anyone else says, I am the only one who cares deeply about you. Just sign all your rights to me. Bene. Now--who do we sue first? And for how much?
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