"We did a screen test with our Native and a Jack Rabbit, and somehow--I'm not pointing any paws at anyone, this is a crazy mixup--our rabbit got preggers, so we had to come up with some kind of safe sex version with hairy whirlagigs on long tails."
"Why'd everyone become blue, is what I want to know," said the Yoga Instructor.
"Funny you should ask, that was the Native's idea--saw his reflection in the blue lamp and thought it looked cool, so we went with that. Now that's puppetastic flexibility!" said the Head Guy. "Of course a thousand academicians will claim it was some well-thought-out metaphoric trope, which is tripe."
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