Sunday, February 28, 2010
YOGA SESSION XXVIII
"Close your eyes and concentrate," said the Yoga Instructor.
"They're closed," said the Head Guy.
"Picture a meadow surrounded by mountains, where there are no Sharks."
Saturday, February 27, 2010
YOGA SESSION XXVII
"I like that part," said the head guy. "I like that part a lot."
"And the budget is much better. You don't need the special effects. Just the normal puppy perks."
"What's the budget? And what are the puppy perks?" asked the head guy.
"With the right perks, you can cut the budget in half," said the Yoga Instructor.
"And those are....?"
"Let's talk about it over our yoga session."
Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
YOGA SESSION XXV
A dark look crossed the Yoga Instructor's face, which was losing any semblance of Zen tranquility. "I hate the Shark," he said. "Screw it."
"But shark movies make a lot of money, People love shark movies."
"I'll tell you what people love--even more than shark movies," said the Yoga Instructor.
"What's that?" asked the Head Guy.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
YOGA SESSION XXIV
"I am impressed," said the Yoga Instructor. "Perhaps you are ready for more advanced work than I thought."
"May I tell you what I would like? I would like to use your supreme yoga skills to help me decide whether or not to greenlight the Polar Bear's movie."
"The Polar Bear's movie? The one with the Shark?"
"Yes, what do you think, O wise Instructor?"
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
YOGA SESSION XXIII
"We did a screen test with our Native and a Jack Rabbit, and somehow--I'm not pointing any paws at anyone, this is a crazy mixup--our rabbit got preggers, so we had to come up with some kind of safe sex version with hairy whirlagigs on long tails."
"Why'd everyone become blue, is what I want to know," said the Yoga Instructor.
"Funny you should ask, that was the Native's idea--saw his reflection in the blue lamp and thought it looked cool, so we went with that. Now that's puppetastic flexibility!" said the Head Guy. "Of course a thousand academicians will claim it was some well-thought-out metaphoric trope, which is tripe."
Monday, February 22, 2010
YOGA SESSION XXII
Sunday, February 21, 2010
YOGA SESSION XXI
A smile crossed the Head Guy's face. "I didn't get to be the Head Guy because I'm green," he said. "No, I've been around the blockbuster a few times and I can tell you a few things about puppetastic!"
"I'm all ears," said the yoga instructor.
"For starters, that Avatar movie? That was really my idea."
"Is that right?"
"that's right. I started it a little differently, though..."
"I'm all ears," said the yoga instructor.
"For starters, that Avatar movie? That was really my idea."
"Is that right?"
"that's right. I started it a little differently, though..."
Saturday, February 20, 2010
YOGA SESSION XX
Friday, February 19, 2010
YOGA SESSION XIX
Thursday, February 18, 2010
YOGA SESSION XVIII
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
YOGA SESSION XVII
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
YOGA SESSION XVI
Monday, February 15, 2010
YOGA SESSION XV
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
YOGA SESSION XIII
Friday, February 12, 2010
YOGA SESSION XII
Thursday, February 11, 2010
YOGA SESSION XI
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
YOGA SESSION X
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
YOGA SESSION IX
"I'm not sure I like the flying eat crow," said the Head Guy.
"Relax and breathe deeply," said the yoga instructor.
"I'm used to eating other puppets for lunch at my favorite restaurants," said the Head Guy.
"Really? and what are your favorite restaurants?"
"I prefer The Ivy or The Grill."
"Let's practice there, then," said the yoga instructor. "If it makes you more comfortable."
"I appreciate that," said the Head Guy.
Monday, February 8, 2010
YOGA SESSION VIII
Sunday, February 7, 2010
YOGA SESSION VII
"Don't make me mad, do the downward dog!" barked the instructor, who was actually the ferocious puppy, making ends meet by working as yoga instructor to the stars and studio executives who saw themselves as stars. "Now what is the budget?"
"Make that fifty million," said the Head Guy.
"That will cover only the special effects. Let's start at a hundred."
"OK, OK."
"And the director gets final cut."
"No way," said the Head Guy.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
YOGA SESSION VI
Friday, February 5, 2010
YOGA SESSION V
Thursday, February 4, 2010
YOGA SESSION IV
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
YOGA SESSION III
"Oh, you have plenty of time for ice cream, but no patience for the wisdom that comes from yoga?" barked the instructor.
"What if the project is a dog?" said the Head Guy for Fox.
"A dog is a step up from what you do," said the instructor.
"Show me what I need to do, my honored instructor, to make a good decision."
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
YOGA SESSION II
Monday, February 1, 2010
YOGA SESSION I
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)