Thursday, November 26, 2009

HE IS HEAVY, HE'S A HIPPO


"Everybody stand back," said the Hippo, flipping Clarence and then leaping with surprising grace, as hippos can, onto the back of the Shark and pinning him with all his weight.

"Now, what was that you were saying about over your dead body?"

Clarence was secretly terrified of the Hippo, but was not about to give in. Not when there were significant billable hours involved, that should not be shared if he could help it.

"I do not negotiate with semi-aquatic ungulates," said the Shark.
"Is that right?" said the Hippo. "Let's take this to another level."

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