"You don't doubt me, do you?" said Little Head. "You know, I have a reputation for being the most distinguished diplomat in the entire United States."
"I, too, have-a the reputation," said Pinocchio, "very similar, for all of Europa."
"I ended the Cold War," said Little Head.
"You did? No, that was-a me!" said Pinocchio.
"I'll beat the crap out of you if you tell that lie again," said Little Head.
"I have-a no crap, inside," said Pinocchio. "I just got-a the wood."
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