Darth Vaden even went to Grandma's house to see about her legal questions.
What a lovely attentive attorney he is, thought Grandma, not realizing that she might be his only client.
"What a lovely house you have," said Vaden.
"Isn't it?" said Grandma. "I stole it from Little Red Riding Hood, without her knowing it, and now I want to sell it so I can get the cash before she wises up."
"How did you do that?" asked Vaden, hoping to pick up some pointers
"I'll tell you over a nice cup of tea," said Grandma. "But first, tell me what you would recommend?"
"That's easy," said Vaden. "Sue the girl."
"But she's the only relative I have who talks to me honestly."
"Surely you have another relative to talk to?"
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