SOME COW-NFUSION

"Gently, do it-a gently," Pinocchio instructed. "I am not-a the lawn."

"I know you're not lying," said Carol Cowstanzo.

"I am-a lying down," corrected Pinocchio.

"I just don't know what you want," she said.

"No pull!"

"I HATE that expression, said Carol Cowstanzo.