Thursday, December 31, 2009
CONSULTATION WITH THE BEARS 11
"I have connections that can get him a movie deal to distract him," said the Polar bear.
"You're a genius!" said the brown bear. "Let's set up a meeting right away!"
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
CONSULTATION WITH THE BEARS 10
"We are in a real pickle," said the brown bear, "There is nothing we can do about the Shark."
"We've got to think and be very clever," said the Polar bear.
"But how can we be clever and outsmart a Shark who knows how to take advantage of the legal system?"
"Let's not let him get to the legal system," said the Polar bear.
"What do you have in mind?"
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
CONSULTATION WITH THE BEARS 9
"And anything I can do, please let me know," said Nurse Martha. "I am known to be quite persuasive at times."
"I can see that," said the brown bear. "You are the kind of monkey who can make the other monkeys go bananas. But let us keep in mind we are dealing with a Shark and also a very tough Hippo."
"Thank you, I know you will come up with something brilliant, and not in the way our British cousins use the word, either."
"Your faith in us is touching," said the brown bear. "We will come up with something, I promise."
Monday, December 28, 2009
CONSULTATION WITH THE BEARS 8
Sunday, December 27, 2009
CONSULTATION WITH THE BEARS 7
"But we made no final agreement with The Shark, nor with the Hippo," said Dr. Monkey. "How can that be?"
"The Shark will know that he can make the claim, with only the slightly and least convincing arguments, and the legal system will allow him to go after you until you prove that he is lying," said the Polar bear.
"But that could take years and a lot of money," cried Dr. Monkey.
"He knows that and could count on that," the Polar bear advised.
"So it would cost us more to prove he is lying than it would cost to just pay him?"
Saturday, December 26, 2009
CONSULTATION WITH THE BEARS 6
Friday, December 25, 2009
CHRISTMAS WISHES 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
CONSULTATION WITH THE BEARS 5
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
CONSULTATION WITH THE BEARS 4
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
CONSULTATION WITH THE BEARS 3
Monday, December 21, 2009
CONSULTATION WITH THE BEARS 2
"And I have some ties to Coca-Cola for product placement we can discuss as well!" the Polar bear called out to the Monkeys.
"Don't give away ideas," warned the brown bear, "I hear these monkeys can be very clever."
"If they are such clever monkeys, they will know that co-branding is key to success. What is it they need lawyers for, exactly?"
"Let's find out," said the brown bear.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
CONSULTATION WITH THE BEARS 1
Saturday, December 19, 2009
HOW MUCH DOES IT PAY? 5
Friday, December 18, 2009
HOW MUCH DOES IT PAY? 4
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
HOW MUCH DOES IT PAY? 2
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
HOW MUCH DOES IT PAY?
Monday, December 14, 2009
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
HYPE SPRINGS ETERNAL 8
"I think we need new lawyers," said Filberto, in another stage whisper to the Monkeys."May we please widen the net a little further?"
"Where would you like to look?" asked Dr. Monkey. "I do not usually go around Puppet City, because of all the tourists and papps, but perhaps you could search--just for a second opinion, of course--you would understand that."
Friday, December 11, 2009
HYPE SPRINGS ETERNAL 7
The remark was overheard and sent Gepetto away as angry as he was concerned for Pinocchio. From the looks of things, he would be waiting to be let into the offices as long as Pinocchio had to wait to be seen, which was essentially forever, as it was not going to happen. But was the Clinic going to happen without the star patient?
"Let me ask you this," said Clarence the Shark: "What would happen if your showcase patient did not show up--because he really has some spine?"
"My endorsement alone would assure success!" proclaimed Filberto.
"Then you be the patient, too!" said Doctor Monkey.
"I don't think that's a good idea," said The Hippo.
"I have to agree with the Hippo," said Clarence, reluctantly.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
HYPE SPRINGS ETERNAL 6
Nurse Martha did not hear the question. "I resent the idea that a boy of mine would not stand up for himself," scolded Gepetto.
Doctor Monkey re-focussed the meeting for his Clinic. "That Pinocchio could not stand up at all, but he will when he enters the Spine-O-Matic Yurt. It will be a different story."
Gepetto listened in and tried to intervene: "If he did not stand up, he was telling a story that was not true. Did you see his nose?"
"Can we get back to my role in all this?" Filberto said, impatiently.
"I am going to your offices and I expect to be let in within ten minutes," said Gepetto.
"Can you believe the ego?" said Filberto, in a stage whisper.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
HYPE SPRING ETERNAL 5
"I'll be waiting at the Door to the Office, please hurry," said Gepetto.
"There, there," said Nurse Martha, not really paying attention. "I mean sure, sure, not to worry, your boy won't be going anywhere. He has no spine"
"Of course he has a spine--I made him with a spine," countered Gepetto. "Why do you think he has no backbone?"
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
HYPE SPRING ETERNAL 4
Monday, December 7, 2009
HYPE SPRINGS ETERNAL 3
Sunday, December 6, 2009
HYPE SPRINGS ETERNAL 2
"I sent Pinocchio to Doctor Monkey's Clinic this morning so he could pretend that he was injured," admitted the Shark.
"Did my boy lie and say he was injured?" Gepetto gasped.
"We had a patient with a real back injury today," proclaimed Doctor Monkey." There was no acting."
Filberto concurred, "You rarely get to see acting of my calibre in these mundane situations."
"There's more acting that goes on than you may realize," countered the Shark.
"So, is my boy still at your office?" asked Gepetto. "May we go there, please?"
Saturday, December 5, 2009
HYPE SPRINGS ETERNAL
The Hippo took Clarence the Shark back into the Publican to make nice for a change. "I am delighted you've returned," Doctor Monkey greeted them, "Does this mean we can continue the talks about the soon-to-be world famous Spine Clinic in a civilized and productive manner?"
"And I hope you have some new-found respect for my dental talent as well as my sensational acting talent," said Filberto.
While Clarence despaired of finding the right phrase, Gepetto piped in: "Now can you tell me where is my-a boy Pinocchio?"
Friday, December 4, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC XXIII
Still waiting in the examining room, and no longer able to follow the Monkeys' antics, as they had gone to The Publican, Pinocchio stood up straight and considered how his little schemes had been a disaster from the start. May-a be I should not-a think I am so-a smart, he thought. May-a be I should stop-a taking the advice-a from that Shark-a guy. Besides, it's a-getting kind-of quiet in here.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
THE SHARK SUBDUED?
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
NATURAL BORN KILLER
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