Wednesday, September 30, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC XI
"Who did I talk out of suing me?" said Doctor Monkey. "My greatest triumph may have been talking that sweet old Grandma out of suing me."
"Just how sweet was that sweet old Grandma?" asked Nurse Martha.
"I leave that for you to decide," said Dr. Monkey. "I saved her life a few times, and she was kind of mad about that, so I told her next time I wouldn't, and that seemed to make her happy."
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
THERE MAY BE NO GOING BACK ON THIS ONE
Monday, September 28, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC X
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Saturday, September 26, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC VIII
Friday, September 25, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC VII
Thursday, September 24, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC VI
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC V
Dr. Monkey was still celebrating the conception of his spine clinic with Nurse Martha, who had arrived at the catchy name "Dr. Monkey's Instant Spine-O-Matic Easy Reduction Yurt" after much careful thought.
"Maybe we should call off seeing patients for the rest of the day and speak to an intellectual property attorney," said Dr. Monkey.
"I already set up a meeting for you with the best one around," said Nurse Martha.
"You just think of everything!" said Dr. Monkey.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
SAILING BACK TO THE STORY
Monday, September 21, 2009
YES, THEY MUST BE ON THEIR WAY!
Sunday, September 20, 2009
SEA CHANTY 7
Saturday, September 19, 2009
SEA CHANTY 6
Friday, September 18, 2009
SEA CHANTY 5
Arrg, that's easy," said The Pirate, and began singing:
What's more evil than a drunken sailor?
What's more risky than a one-eyed tailor?
What's more drunken than Norman Mailer?
Earl-ae in the mornin'
Hoo-ray and up she rises,
Blu-ray player prices,
Mid-dle Eastern crises,
Earl-ae in the mornin'
Shave the Shark with a rusty razor,
Shave the Shark with a rusty razor,
Then apply your trusty taser,
Earl-ae in the mornin'
Thursday, September 17, 2009
SEA CHANTY 4
The Hippo spoke while Clarence enjoyed a wee drop: "My friend here says you are something of an expert on sea chanties and can help me with my songs."
"Aye, that I am," sad The Pirate. "Just tell me the trouble you wish to sing about and I can fashion ye the best chanty for it."
"My only trouble has been with this shark." said the Hippo.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
SEA CHANTY 3
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
SEA CHANTY 2
Monday, September 14, 2009
SEA CHANTY 1
Sunday, September 13, 2009
BEATING THE SHARK
Saturday, September 12, 2009
HOW QUICKLY THINGS CAN CHANGE
Friday, September 11, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
WHY THE PROBLEM?
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
HOW THE SHARK CONTINUED TO CELEBRATE
Monday, September 7, 2009
HAPPY LABOR DAY FROM CAPE COD
Sunday, September 6, 2009
THE NOSE KNOWS
Saturday, September 5, 2009
NOSING AROUND
Friday, September 4, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC IV
Thursday, September 3, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC III
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC II
"Easy as pie," said Nurse Martha. "We can have a special offer for celebrities--and those who want to look like celebrities--to add an extra inch to their spines so they look instantly taller and thinner--without dieting!"
"You're brilliant!" said Dr. Monkey.
"Let's celebrate our soon-to-be success," she said.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
THE SPINE CLINIC I
"The real goal is to open your own--I mean, our own--clinic where big celebrities come to get backbones. So we first ask Pinocchio to be the spokesman for the clinic, praising you for returning his spine."
"Is he a credible spokesman?" asked Dr. Money.
"He's got a face like an open book," said Nurse Martha.
"And the rights?"
"Tell him you will treat him free of charge for being the spokesman, so long as the story of his cure remains with the clinic."
"OK, but how does this get big celebrities to the clinic?" asked Dr. Monkey.
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