Tuesday, March 31, 2009
EN ATTENDANT LA VACHE
Pinocchio struggled under the weight of some large boxes of Little Red Riding Hood's belongings, waiting for Carol Cowstanzo to come out and lock the door.
Monday, March 30, 2009
OF COURSE
"Some actor seems to have passed out from too much rum. He's holding a bottle."
"Hmmm," said The Bear. "Does he have an eye patch and a hook?
"Yes, and a puffy white shirt."
"That would be The Pirate," said The Bear.
Speaking of pirates, let's go back to Little Red Riding Hood's House and see what's going on there.....
Sunday, March 29, 2009
THE BEAR'S MATE SEES---
"The Monkey and his Mate played a husband and wife who were very happy together on his 80th birthday. The wife had been a nursing student at Stanford. Most of the party behaved well and was happy."
"Most of the party?"
"He's telling me to look over a little to my right now."
"What do you see there?" asked The Bear.
It's--oh, dear."
Saturday, March 28, 2009
A VISION IN BLUE WITH MONKEY
Friday, March 27, 2009
A VISION
Thursday, March 26, 2009
BEAR REPAIR
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO GET IN---
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
THAT MAKES NO SENSE
Monday, March 23, 2009
A BITE OF THE BUSH
Dis ish bedishush," said Carol Cowstanzo, who had bitten off more than she could chew, and was having trouble speaking clearly. Her thinking remained the same.
"You're going to make-a the hole in the bush," said Pinocchio. "They gonna have trouble when they go to sell-a the place."
Carol Cowstanzo swallowed. "We'll just say that the little girl who lived here trashed the place and we had to fix it up." She eyed the bush again. "Maybe just another bite."
Sunday, March 22, 2009
MAYBE JUST A NIBBLE FIRST
Saturday, March 21, 2009
---OR IS HE?
Friday, March 20, 2009
WHILE THE CAT'S AWAY----
Thursday, March 19, 2009
CALLING ON THE CAT
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
UNUSUAL SIGNS
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
OUT FOR DELIVERY
Unaware of the invasions about to incur, Little Red Riding Hood set out in the morning with an especially fine basket of goodies for The Token Blogger, who had come to the aid of an elderly man having fits, with little thanks for her efforts. Little Red Riding Hood felt good about treating The Token Blogger, whom she admired.
Monday, March 16, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
MOOOOOVING IN
"Don't start milking the situation just yet," said Carol Cowstanzo. "We still have a big job to do. And sometimes people get real mad when you lock them out of their own homes."
"I think I see-a her now," said Pinocchio. "Let's-a go hide until she leaves with the baskets of goodies."
"Horrible girl, said Carol," giving away all those goodies when her poor Grandmother is near death." she mooed softly. "Let's take everything we can!"
Saturday, March 14, 2009
THE COW CAN'T HELP IT
"So I'm pretty sure I won't get caught if others are charging along the path before me. "
"That's-a genius!" cried Pinocchio.
"It is?" asked Carol. "I just do what comes naturally."
"I should have been a cow, too! All along, I been-a telling the lies and trying to take the money all by-a myself. I need to be part of a bigger herd of the liars so no one notice me!"
He looked at her admiringly. "You gonna be my-a cash cow!"
Friday, March 13, 2009
OVERHEARD MENTALITY
"Won't-a Grandmama and Little Head The Lying Good notice that things are gone?" asked Pinocchio.
"If they do, I'll just say what I always say--that they accidentally broke and I had to throw them out--in my own car!" she laughed.
"I bet you make-a the sour cream," said Pinocchio, thinking to himself (I wonder what I could get away with taking?).
"I'm not sour, just practical," said Carol. "Call it being part of the herd, but when I see the head guys helping themselves, I just have to follow along."
Thursday, March 12, 2009
TROUBLE A-HOOF
"Buon Giorno," lied Pinocchio. "You look-a very lovely today," he told Carol Cowstanzo. "And that's-a no bull!"
"I'm still digesting my breakfast," said Carol, slowly. "I'm usually at my best when I'm eating."
"So the plan is, you-a gotta the master key to get in when she goes and then we change-a the locks?"
"Well," said Carol, still slowly, we can look around inside and see if there's anything we want to take for ourselves, first."
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
THE REAL ESTATE LADY
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
OTHER MISCHIEF AFOOT
Pinocchio eyed Red Riding Hood's House from a distance. He could smell the aroma of freshly baked goodies that would be going into baskets soon and delivered to good people. It made him impatient for the morning's ill deeds to be done. His wooden heart pounded in his chest.
"Where is that stupid cow?" he wondered He was thinking of Little Red Riding Hood, but that was not the Stupid Cow.
Monday, March 9, 2009
ON THE ROAD TO ZZZZZZZZZ
Sunday, March 8, 2009
SET IN CUTTY SARK
"Could I get in there? What a question!" laughed The Raccoon. "There's already an old tunnel dug by Nuzzo The Possum that'll take us straight to the pantry."
"Then we'll go there tonight!" said The Pirate. "I understand there's always baskets of goodies around."
"You can have those," said The Raccoon. "I can't wait to get my paws on her garbage!"
Saturday, March 7, 2009
THE PIRATE'S PLOT
Friday, March 6, 2009
ROUGH SEAS AHEAD
"I just commandeered the bottle," said the Raccoon. "Is there something else we can commandeer tonight?"
"Not tonight," said The Pirate. "Let's have a drink or two and talk about it."
"Do you want to bring The Penguin?" asked The Raccoon.
"The Penguin is a fine fellow, however he has sworn off trouble for a while."
"Trouble sounds like fun to me," said The Raccoon.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
EMBOLDENED BY A BUDDY
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
PUBLIC SPIRITS
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
A MAJOR FIND
Monday, March 2, 2009
Sunday, March 1, 2009
MORE KINDRED SPIRITS
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